dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

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textsfromsuperheroes:

wordsofdiana:

So we ran this joke on Texts from Superheroes about a year and a half ago.

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And then we went to Winter Soldier and saw Cap’s “To Do” list.

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Nailed it.

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vwspooner:

69shadesofgayy:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

hahahahahahahahaha

Cats were out on this earth to entertain human beings.

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Game of Sass | Olenna Tyrell

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I almost lost it at the Disney Store today.

instamatical:

Why? I watched a father very firmly tell his little boy “No, you can’t have that Rapunzel dress.” The boy was near tears until his dad continued, “That one’s way too small. Let’s find your size.”

Eventually, the little boy decided against the dress and, with his dad’s blessing, picked out a tiara instead, because “it’s better for everyday.”

Parenting: this guy’s doing it right. 

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